A Highland Wedding Proposal

I'm off to see my girlfriend today. Morag McTavish is the light of my life and anything her little heart desires, she gets. In the past I've brought her a new collar studded with pink rhinestones, a new bone china drinking bowl and a coat of fox fur.

I've taken Morag for long, romantic walks up on the hills, we've been for fun nights out on the town laughing at the drunk humans and, when her owners have allowed me indoors, we've even snuggled up in front of the fire together.

Welcome Back Professor!

Upon his return from Zurich where he had attended a symposium which, among other matters, discussed the meaning and impact of Iran President's recent invitation to the heads of the Iraqi, Iranian and Syrian governments to discuss the situation in Iraq, the Professor called me to return my hand held GPS (Ground Positioning System) and to share breakfast with him the next morning . During his trip, he had planned to spend a few days in Saas Fe and he thought it would be interesting to play with the GPS in such attractive setting.

After the usual exchanges, he reported:

Confessions Of An IT Support Worker

Having worked for IT support services in London for many years I have accumulated a large network of friends and colleagues in the business. The other night my fellow IT support workers met in a London bar for a get together; as per usual on these occasions the conversation soon turned to some of the funny requests that we in the business of IT support have experienced.

The Effects Of Funny Things

This article looks at the wonderful effects of laughter & really funny things.

Are you feeling run down? You could try laughing more! Some researchers think laughter could be the best medicine, helping you feel better and bringing that spring back into your step.

It makes sense that if people can get more laughter in their lives, they are happier and healthier too.
Laughter is a wonderful thing - that's why we have all heard the saying "laughter is the best medicine". There is strong evidence that laughter can actually improve health and help fight disease.

Brighten Your Day and Enlighten Your Life

George Bernard Shaw once said that if you find something funny search it for hidden truth. Here are few pearls of wisdom packaged in humour. Enjoy.

1. You wouldn't worry what people thought about you if you only knew how seldom they did.

2. To expect life to treat you fairly because you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge you because you're a vegetarian.

3 .Worry is like a rocking chair; it will give you something to do, but won't get you anywhere.

4. Pain and suffering are a lot like gas....they too shall pass.